The Jaxson Dart Era: The Golden Age for the New York Giants has Arrived!

The decision has been made, and the “tape has been watched” as Brian Daboll has repeated over and over and over and over again. Jaxson Dart is now the New York Giants starting quarterback. When you become the Giants QB1, you become the most talked about person in New York. Aaron Judge, Jalen Brunson, and Juan Soto don’t hold a candle to the amount of attention the leader of the Giants receive from the city.

Optimism, whether it’s false or not…..is in abundance right now in the hearts of many Giants fans. Even if Russell Wilson performed at an average to slightly above average rate and we won 6-7 games… it felt empty knowing he’s just a one year rental. Dart is the present we are finally getting to unwrap on Christmas morning (pause). He’s the blind date that likes to pound whiskey gingers and buffalo wings while also maintaining a level of attractiveness that is superior to your own.

New York is tired of waiting, tired of losing, and daggggg nabit we are tired of putting up the same G**damn pathetic offense out there every week (Dallas must suck). Jaxson’s ability to either strike in the middle of the field or tuck and run when the inevitable bullrush puts JMS on his ass will be a game changer. FORCE feed Nabers the ball. Get fucking creative. And lord willing if we have the ball near the goal line….give the rock four times in a row to our little psycho future CTE superstar Cam Skattebo. If he doesn’t end the year with 15 plus rushing touchdowns…they have failed us. Jaxson Dart has the IT factor, it can’t be ignored. Here’s a little taste of him in college and the type of player he is.

Why Jaxson Dart WILL Succeed as the Giant’s Quarterback

• The man is handsome. Like real handsome. The type of handsome that people have done scientific research on to see if there’s a correlation between handsomeness and success at QB…spoiler alert, there is.

• Irresponsibly tough. Him and Cam Skattebo standing in the backfield together will be a two man maniac crew. Watch 30 seconds of Jaxson Dart’s highlight tape…it consists of absolute rocket throws and him running over defenders in the open field. I am glad I am not their mothers.

• Next Generation locker room guy. He can dress. He can command a room. Although he is technically “vanilla”….he’s got some soul to him and lacks the type of vanilla that Daniel Jones had which doesn’t bode well on a losing football team. It’s easy to lose confidence in your QB when he does not exude confidence.

• Pieces. Andrew Thomas looked like his all-pro self in his partial return on Sunday. Right tackle has been solidly played by Jermaine Eluemunor. Malik Nabers is a future gold jacket receiver. Wandale Robinson has Pro Bowl slot potential. Skattebo can pummel it into the endzone and block like his life is literally depending on it.

• Fearless. I am positive he’ll be nervous as shit all day Saturday and Sunday. But this guy gives off fearless vibes.

• Experienced. Four year started in college. Was the Nation’s #1 Football player in High School when he won the Gatorade Player of the Year in 2020. His HS stats were out of this world. He’s got the God given talent, from the start.

• He’s handsome. Just wanted to reiterate that. See below for proof:

Yep, confirmed stud.

Week 4 Performance Predictions:

• Jaxson Dart will have an up and down game but flash moments of promise which will be all us fans need to see.

• Throwing Stats for Sundays game vs the Chargers:

  • 230 Passing Yards

  • 1 Passing Touchdown

  • 1 Interception

  • 70 Rushing Yards

  • 1 Rushing Touchdown

• Giants lose a competitive game 24-17 to the Chargers

The time is here and I am beyond excited. My biggest hope is somehow the city of New York can stay PATIENT with him. Let’s give this gabagool a chance to grow. Can’t even comprehend having to go back on the market searching for our franchise QB AGAIN if this fails….so let’s make it work.

GO BIG BLUE!