BREAKING NEWS: The New York Giants Stink…Really Bad…AGAIN
The weak ones on week 1, Giants lose to the Washington Commanders 21-6 capping off a third consecutive record breaking terrible week 1 for this once proud franchise now glorified garbage can.
Yep, I was made to look like a fool. I am who Joe Nathan would be if he had an affinity for bagel bites and losing Super Bowls. The New York Giants embarrassed me on Sunday, and they embarrassed themselves. Call me Dorothy and click my flip flops together twice and I’d end up 365 days ago watching the EXACT SAME GAME.
Giants fans are ready to take someone’s figurative head….like now.
Observations from Week 1
The Giants stink
The Giants couldn’t block me from a treadmill
The Giants defensive coordinator, Shane Bowen, does not have the creative mind to get the most out of our defensive talent
Jayden Daniels is really good, even when he’s not as sharp…he’s just a rascal to plan against
Deebo, maybe not fat?
Russell Wilson lasting the entire season as the Giant’s starting QB is about as likely as winning the lotto
Oh yeah, and he stinks (Wilson)
Andrew Thomas: Coward watch?
It should be illegal to put Abdul as the QB spy all game…let him loose…quit p**** footing around and cause chaos
I am angry
If we see one more week like last week…all of the New York Giants fan base will look like the scene in Beauty and the Beast with Gaston leading the charge to kill the beast (Daboll)
Malik hates losing, and will be a problem quickly if we continue this track
We made Daron Payne Javon Kinlaw look like Reggie White
JMS is not an NFL player
Cam Skattebo is a monster and I love him
Brian Daboll…little too cool in his aviators? Something to keep an eye on
There’s a hundred other observations and things I’ve already said vulgarly to myself and others…but seriously….what in the hell. We looked unprepared and frazzled. As a four year long Brian Daboll apologist… I think I may be seeing what others have seen two seasons ago. His football genius doesn’t shine bright enough to carry his lack of head coaching ability. Meaning, he may be made to be one of the best QB/Offensive coordinators in the game, but he can’t hire a coaching room to save his life…and he can’t get a team ready to play.
One more feeling of anger that I need to get down here….postive humans out there…stop telling us it’s just week 1 relax. We are on week 78 of this debauchery and we are sick of it. Tired of being unprepared, slow, scared, injured, and goddamn it we are tired of not fucking blocking. SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!
Positive Takeaways
Wasn’t hung over Monday morning somehow!
Cam Skattebo is exactly who we thought he was…which is an absolute football maniac.
Malik can run some of the most beautiful routes there are in the league.
With a less mobile quarterback and Abdul not playing QB spy all game… our defense will wreak havoc.
With Russell being terrible, at least we have Jameis and Jaxson as backups and not long-necked Glenn
Brian Burns is really good.
Jaxson Dart looked handsome on the sideline
The Quarterback Conundrum
In Brian Daboll’s postgame presser…he repeatedly swatted away questions from beat reports on who week 2’s starter would be. Will you stick with Mr. Unlimited, Brian? WHAT WILL YOU DO CHIEF? Each answer was an even more elusive attempt at not committing to anything. He was down bad. Lord knows who he wants to start. So what is honestly the best move?
To keep Russell Wilson:
-It is technically just one week
-It’s a bad look to jump ship after one week after claiming you have complete trust in someone
-Keeps our backups healthy and ready
-Moonballs are still kind of cool
To Start Jameis Winston:
-Fun
-Love Him
-Good sacrificial lamb if our offensive line continues to be bad
-Will keep Malik happy by throwing the ball down field at all times
-Maybe eat a W or two
To Start Mr. Handsome, Jaxson Dart:
-May be our best chance to win
-Playmaking ability alleviates offensive line woes
-Just because
-Lets see what we got
-This is his franchise for the next decade
New York Giants State of the Union
The Giant’s community is down very bad. We were bamboozled…again, the 9th season out of the last 10. We aren’t going to be a playoff team. We aren’t going to be a fun team to watch. We MIGHT be the league’s worst team. And this fact….hurts. But, I will pick up my lunch pale aka my 12 oz frothy beverage and I will tune in next weekend. I’ll support Big Blue no matter what. It’s a disease and a recipe for disaster, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Who knows maybe we’ll turn this Titanic around.
Week 2 Score Prediction: Giants 28 Cowboys 14.
GO BIG BLUE!
