Top 5 Reasons You Should Be OUT on This New York Giants Regime
“Tough, Smart, Dependable”
That’s ole smooth heads motto. Bring people in our building that are TOUGH…that are SMART…and that are DEPENDABLE. Got news for you Dabs…. you failed. Leave the mottos to Bill Belichick…or at least the previous non-cloned version of Bill Belichick who wasn’t getting absolutely “woman-handled” by a 24 year old girl…any whom….
Funny business is over whipper snappers or as my four year old son would say….you poopy headed big man. A lightbulb has been lit, a switch has been flipped, and by God the fat lady seems to be singing in my head as I have finally had my come to Jesus moment on Brian Daboll….he’s dead to me. The “football genius” who always seems to be player first and Mr. Cool aviator guy who rolls up in his Chevy with a size too big suit isn’t cute anymore. We are unprepared, lack creativity, and lord knows we CAN’T SCORE THE FOOTBALL. In light of this revelation that truly makes me sad, I decided to put together a top 5 reasons Brian Daboll is the problem list. Everyone loves a list, almost as much as we love to hate losers in New York.
Too Cool for School
Top Five Reasons Brian Daboll Needs to be FIRED, Yesterday
The New York Giants Can Not Score in the RedZone or in ANYZONE.
-The Giants were LAST in the league in Redzone scoring in week 1 and LAST in the league in RedZone scoring in 2024. This is embarassing and it speaks to a lack of ability to win in the trenches, and creativity when the field shortens for the defense. This Offensive minded genius should be doing the waltz into the endzone the way his peers spoke of him previously, we have had almost nothing to show for it. Actually, we’ve had literally NOTHING to show for it.
Brian Daboll Can’t Hire for Shit
-A good CEO, Head Coach, or President is only as good as the people he hires around him. A great coach has an amazing “coaching tree” full of young coaches eventually taking over other team’s head coaching positions and challenging them via grasshopper vs master duel. Brian Daboll has a withering vanilla tree branch as his coaching tree. The one bright creative all-time potential person he had hired was bringing in the innovative defensive mind from Baltimore, Wink Martindale, whom he couldn’t stop indulging in pissing contests to eventually drive him out of town. Now we are STUCK with the lease creative defensive mind in Shane Bowen, and the most predictable assistant to the assistant play caller in Mike Kafka. When you surround yourself with no one who will challenge you, you become vanilla yourself…aka stink.
The Players are UNPREPARED
-The New York Giants decided to join the record books last Sunday when they enjoyed their third straight season opener WITHOUT scoring a touchdown. From the opening kick, the Washington Commanders looked like the more prepared team. They knew our strengths (the very few we have), and they knew our weaknesses. Jayden got the ball out fast as lightning, and they absolutely demolished our run game up the middle with our sea bottom ranked Center. We looked absolutely clueless out there, and it isn’t a one week overreaction. It’s three seasons in a row.
Allowing Players Like Andrew Thomas to Continue to Steal Money from the Fans and the Giants
-Culture is something Brian Daboll claims is huge on his “coaching commandments”. He wants to bring in “Tough, Smart, Dependable” guys into the building he says. That’s great…and that makes a whole lot of sense…it’s just… he’s a piss poor judge on these types of guys. Andrew Thomas…..get in there big fella and play through a little bit of pain. We aren’t holding out for you to be healthy for any playoff run, trust me. Hey remember Kadrious Toney aka the Jokah anyone? What a fuckin joke.
Wears Cool Guy Aviators on the Sideline In the Shade While Losing
-Aviators can absolutely be cool, without a doubt. A few rules go into a man being able to pull off Aviators in any situation
He must be in or near sun.
He must be winning the game.
Mike Kafka can’t be lollygagging behind you while wearing said Aviators
GO BIG BLUE…I GUESS
